(Season 5, Episode 3) I want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.) Watch Video Now: spotify.link/d...
Wade calling mark (the host with the answers) as his phone a friend not even recalling the answer or half the questions while bob is dying in the bg was fucking peak 😆mark shoulda seen that coming
Being a night crew worker, this podcasts upload schedule is perfect. Monday's lands on a work day and Friday's lands on my day off. What a wild ending lmao
As someone who has literally no experience with wood or metalworking or whatever CNC machines are used for but also experience with certain areas of Reddit and Tumblr, I always have to remind myself that they're talking about a machine and not something very different
When Bob called his father for the first question "Which of these U.S. presidents appeared on the television series "laugh-in?", I really thought he was gonna pull the "I don't really need your help but I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to win the million dollars." 😂
I love that this comes out at midnight cause that's the exact time I go on break at work, then I just ride out the rest as a listener (which is obviously better in every way)
8:13 not *all* of them, but *a lot* of Dutch doctors have this "Ehh, walk it off, you're good" attitude until the issue becomes large enough that they can't ignore it, so unfortunately I'm not surprised.
I mean if it’s a virus there’s not much you can do but the standard measures - the standard you can buy anywhere like paracetamol and couch syrup. It’s just sleep and waiting it out.
@@hagelslag9312 I mean, for one, they do this with *everything,* not just viruses. My mother could have died a few years ago because a doctor pulled the "Ehh walk it off" on a medical emergency. But for another, in Mark's specific case, "sleep and waiting it out" was not even offered as an option, despite the venue presumably being insured for last-minute stuff. It was "Nope, despite the fact that you can barely speak and barely walk, you're just going to have to suck it up and do this super intense singing and dancing show".
Seeing this brand new episode mention the 4 Nations tournament and Bob mentioning how Canada lost the first game cracks me up, given how Canada ultimate won that in what I believe was a Canada vs. US finale.
@@hythrain that didn’t matter though. It’s like when the US beat the USSR, no one cared what happened next. We won at your sport in your barn in regulation. Have fun with your consolation exhibition trophy. 😂
@@Pro-RTen Go back and read my original comment. Now tell me, did I say I care who won? No. Did I explicitly act like the Canadian team was "better?" No. Did I say anything disparaging about the US team? No. Did I say I CARE about hockey? No. Did I say I was Canadian? No. I said it cracked me up that Bob brought up that loss when I knew how the overall tournament ended. Hearing him bring it up when it had just finished a week ago and explicitly bringing up the loss was funny to me. Not because I cared about it, just because I know the overall result and I can see the time discrepancy between when this was recorded and when I'm hearing it. It added an extra layer of funny to me. I even tried to make it clear I don't care about it "in what I believe was" comment. You, however, decided to be all "WELL THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE WE WON AND YOU LOST SO NYAH NYAH!" as though I had done ALL of those things. If I actually DID care, there were a LOT of other things that were said in Bob bringing the game up that I could have serious gripes with. However, because I know that these guys are joking, I merely stuck to expressing my enjoyment for the comedy in it all. Maybe instead of assuming I was trying to be disparaging in some way, you should read the words for what they are.
@@Pro-RTen If it's like the US and USSR then... you won by threatening to execute the best Canadian players if they didn't play for your team, then acted like everyone involved was American-born and raised all along?
I'm really glad I'm not the only one that kept catching on CNC. The first time Mark said it I was like "Mark?????" until I realised it most DEFINITELY was not what I was thinking.
So glad I started watching mark again because it led me to binging these podcasts episodes and I love it so much, the last one watched was the tongue twisters episode and I was dying the entire time, KEEP IT UP GUYS❤
Same here! I got back into his content cause I was kinda missing Let's Play's but I've fallen out of most people I used to watch and now I have a bunch of videos I've missed to watch + this podcast!
Mark: I follow CNC, but I don't actually know what it stands for points if you can guess what it stands for Me, sweating profusely: Mark...Mark...! I think you need to clarify Mark!
@@awakened_dreamer I have to be honest, I have no idea what had some people all worried over that acronym. I might be on the internet a lot, but I don’t know. Can someone explain in a way that, if I had to guess from how people are talking about it, wouldn’t get insta deleted by youtube? I really don’t want it in my search history
As a guy who was a mechanical engineering undergrad, I was very happy when the boys started talking about CNC machining (and also nearly yelling at my screen when they were trying to guess what CNC stood for).
I just got home from a long shift. It's cold and rainy outside. I got into comfortable clothes and I brought a giant bag out of takeout. Sitting down, listening to my favorite podcast. Thank you for starting off my weekend the right way.
I work on CNCs both as an operator and a technician. There have been multiple times where they’ve told a joke and I’ve giggled so hard that my head nearly went into the tooling or the part I’m working on. Wouldn’t change it for the world, keep up the good work boys :))
I still have the Yes/No panel from the You're Welcome Tour. It was my first ever live show experience outside of a musical :3. I still have happy memories from that.
We cam tell wade is definitely the one that gets up and gets on here for us💀💀 bro looks like his shower woke him up and hes running off a ham sandwhich 💀💀💀
20:07 it's crazy how much this small talk corresponds to my work. 80/20 in Indiana has CNC made stuff as well as fasteners lmao. And it's all modular, which is sweet.
I'm loving this upload time. it's 2pm where i'm from which is perfect cuz i usually listen to podcasts during work (and seeing everyone saying they need to sleep makes me feel special haha😆)
Them going “I don’t know why it would be Dutch, but that’s the answer I’m going with” made me feel insane lol. The famous Anne Frank house is IN Amsterdam!
I love how whenever I question whether they meant to title an episode they way they do, Voldemort is there to assure me that they indeed meant what they wrote 😂
I patrol an abandoned hospital that still has electricity, and I have a JBL speaker I strap on my belt that I use to listen to podcasts outloud to sooth my nerves ( it's completely abandoned ) and to hear these guys being dude bros completely makes my nights a Lil less scary.
Teacher here that is currently teaching a unit on Anne Frank. The reason why you knew her diary was originally written in Dutch is because she wrote in her journal while the family was hiding in the Netherlands.
Thank you for Distractible. I was hesitant at first, but it's nothing at all like those other stupid podcasts. I hate podcasts, but I love Distractible.
As a Canadian I giggled at wades “so you didn’t get the Robertson b you got the Robertson eh?” it deserved a reaction
...OOOHH..
It really did, I don't know that it necessarily went under their radar but the non-reaction was nevertheless saddening.
4:11
as a Canadian, I wanted to say we still have Fruitopia in Canada!
Wade calling mark (the host with the answers) as his phone a friend not even recalling the answer or half the questions while bob is dying in the bg was fucking peak 😆mark shoulda seen that coming
~Aaaaah, "Who Want Million." My favorite prime-time game show. Right up there with "Price Right", "Who Line", and "Jep".
I've always liked "Deal Deal", myself.
I appreciate the classics. "Fam Feud", "Press Luck", "$10 Pyr".
Don’t forget “Are smart than grader?”
I need them to see this a make all of these now. 🙏 please distractible gods let this happen
One of my personal favorites was always “Wipe.”
“my dad was on the show, i’m the only one that has that going for them.” was so hilariously foul 😭😭 i love bob
Absolutely savage roasts are a sign of true bro-ness
"Come on, man."
Being a night crew worker, this podcasts upload schedule is perfect. Monday's lands on a work day and Friday's lands on my day off.
What a wild ending lmao
damn right.
Especially as a night stocker at aldi
Same and i work 12hrs and need hour long entertainment
I'm in a wildly different time zone and tbe episodes release when I'm getting ready for an hour-long commuteat 8am, which is perfect!
Same lmao
using the "phone a friend' to call the man with the answer was unusually intelligent for wade. well played.
31:20 That "Hey Bob!" from Bob's mom sounds so cute! 🤣
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As someone who has literally no experience with wood or metalworking or whatever CNC machines are used for but also experience with certain areas of Reddit and Tumblr, I always have to remind myself that they're talking about a machine and not something very different
Same 😅
gay
@ yes, extremely so
Oooooooh so that's why cnc sounded familiar lol
Hahahah! Oh that is glorious
When Bob called his father for the first question "Which of these U.S. presidents appeared on the television series "laugh-in?", I really thought he was gonna pull the "I don't really need your help but I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to win the million dollars." 😂
The plays Wade did on this episode is just unbelievable and it somehow allowed him to steal the win.
i was REELING this ones so great
fate is also just screwing with Bob's luck again just like the coinflip saga
@@King_Jockey not really, he did win a 3x coinflip that was set up to make him lose instead.
@@anotherclone7687 man that was an expert checkmate as seen through the comment section. well played.
Bob’s phone call with his parents was too cute 😭😭
"Gotta WORK, gotta make that money make purse" ... I love it! I already loved the podcast, now I love it even more.
Took me a bit to understand why Wade had a Spotify award and was wondering if I'd missed him having a banging music career 😂
Wherever, whenever
lelo lole lole
Bob chanting his daily mantra, "I am Ben Franklin. I am Ben Franklin, writing my book..."
"The grammys of 89? I didn't watxh that one, I wasn't alive yet."
Oof...that made my joints hurt.
My joints already hurt before that 😂
Damn how were the dinosaurs back then?
My dad has been a machinist for decades and runs CNC machines on the regular. It’s amazing what metal fabricators and machinists can do!!
The number of times I’ve snapped back to attention when Mark has said “CNC” before realizing😂
So happy I’m not the only one lmao
Every time he said CNC I was like... No way he means what I think he means lmao he in fact did not 😂
Wait, what else does that mean?
@@George-zr2zd Consensual Non-Consensual. A form of BDSM play. Like fake grape scenarios.
@@George-zr2zd ask urban dictionary
I love that mark just keeps referencing work by ateez now😭😭
Someone needs to tell hongjoon 😂 who's subbed to his bubble
@@ayyydn I may just sub to tell him 😂
waittttt i need time stamps😭😭
@@dulcepena3535 it’s at 1:00:54, he also made one in a video on his channel during a Simpsons game recently
Hearing mark sing ateez lyrics just made my whole year!! 😂😂😂😂❤❤
On what part does he do it?
@@jessicalopez05he does it at 1:00:59
1:00:59 I will never get used to Mark referencing ATEEZ
I see you with that "Robertson, eh?" Canadian joke, Wade, and I appreciate it.
As a Canadian, we won the hockey game in the end. So listening to them joking bashing Canadians is hilarious 😂
Yeah… this didn’t age well did it! 😊
@@ValidStranger not at all 🤣
I've only just realized that I've grown up with these men, and how much that has effected my humor
Same
Also same
I love that this comes out at midnight cause that's the exact time I go on break at work, then I just ride out the rest as a listener (which is obviously better in every way)
Bob's parents have advanced from listening to Distractible in the car to BEING ON Distractible in the car.
spaced out and came back wildly confused when mark said "I follow cnc"
funniest moment of brain gutter
8:13 not *all* of them, but *a lot* of Dutch doctors have this "Ehh, walk it off, you're good" attitude until the issue becomes large enough that they can't ignore it, so unfortunately I'm not surprised.
I mean if it’s a virus there’s not much you can do but the standard measures - the standard you can buy anywhere like paracetamol and couch syrup. It’s just sleep and waiting it out.
Granted Americans are kind of wimps when it comes to illnesses.
@@hagelslag9312 I mean, for one, they do this with *everything,* not just viruses. My mother could have died a few years ago because a doctor pulled the "Ehh walk it off" on a medical emergency. But for another, in Mark's specific case, "sleep and waiting it out" was not even offered as an option, despite the venue presumably being insured for last-minute stuff. It was "Nope, despite the fact that you can barely speak and barely walk, you're just going to have to suck it up and do this super intense singing and dancing show".
Mark: “do you know what CNC stands for?”
Me a reader: 👀
LITERALLY MY REACTION. When I heard it in the intro I was like, I know for a fACT they aren’t talking about that
Why is this a common thing , am I weird for not knowing this other meaning for CNC?
just gotta say im really glad im not the only one finding that funny
lol I was also shocked at the title and waited for it thinking there couldn’t be any way that’s what was actually being discussed
@@moldynugget8290it’s a common thing if you’re really into booktok or kinks
Mark: "do you know what CNC stands for?"
Me: *chronically on AO3* 👁️👄👁️
Idk what AO3 is but I have a feeling we both were thinking of the same acronym
Don't worry I went the same direction you did 😭
@@kevin-t1u5i AO3 is a fan fiction story website.
"SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!" I scream in Jacksepticeye voice as i approach 2am 💀
It's a great song
Seeing this brand new episode mention the 4 Nations tournament and Bob mentioning how Canada lost the first game cracks me up, given how Canada ultimate won that in what I believe was a Canada vs. US finale.
They won in OT in the rematch finale , US beat them earlier in the tournament.
@@themightyredemption "Canada ultimate won that in what I believe was a Canada vs. US finale."
As in, they won the tournament overall.
@@hythrain that didn’t matter though. It’s like when the US beat the USSR, no one cared what happened next. We won at your sport in your barn in regulation. Have fun with your consolation exhibition trophy. 😂
@@Pro-RTen Go back and read my original comment. Now tell me, did I say I care who won? No. Did I explicitly act like the Canadian team was "better?" No. Did I say anything disparaging about the US team? No. Did I say I CARE about hockey? No. Did I say I was Canadian? No.
I said it cracked me up that Bob brought up that loss when I knew how the overall tournament ended. Hearing him bring it up when it had just finished a week ago and explicitly bringing up the loss was funny to me. Not because I cared about it, just because I know the overall result and I can see the time discrepancy between when this was recorded and when I'm hearing it. It added an extra layer of funny to me. I even tried to make it clear I don't care about it "in what I believe was" comment.
You, however, decided to be all "WELL THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE WE WON AND YOU LOST SO NYAH NYAH!" as though I had done ALL of those things. If I actually DID care, there were a LOT of other things that were said in Bob bringing the game up that I could have serious gripes with. However, because I know that these guys are joking, I merely stuck to expressing my enjoyment for the comedy in it all.
Maybe instead of assuming I was trying to be disparaging in some way, you should read the words for what they are.
@@Pro-RTen If it's like the US and USSR then... you won by threatening to execute the best Canadian players if they didn't play for your team, then acted like everyone involved was American-born and raised all along?
1:04:37 Bob you’re a savage for that 😂
Fkd up bit funny 🤣🤣😂😂
@ definitely f’ed up but man was that was funny 😆
"If they have sequels, they could be Hawkings Tua- No." Mark's reaction is hilarious
I'm really glad I'm not the only one that kept catching on CNC. The first time Mark said it I was like "Mark?????" until I realised it most DEFINITELY was not what I was thinking.
So glad I started watching mark again because it led me to binging these podcasts episodes and I love it so much, the last one watched was the tongue twisters episode and I was dying the entire time, KEEP IT UP GUYS❤
Same here! I got back into his content cause I was kinda missing Let's Play's but I've fallen out of most people I used to watch and now I have a bunch of videos I've missed to watch + this podcast!
Mark: I follow CNC, but I don't actually know what it stands for points if you can guess what it stands for
Me, sweating profusely: Mark...Mark...! I think you need to clarify Mark!
I mean to be fair that is kind of a niche thing. I don't think most vanilla people would know what that is lol
I was freaking the heck out. It's like almost as bad as abbreviating Cerebral Palsy.
@ I've seen WAY too many people abbreviate Cyberpunk (when talking about the video game)
@@awakened_dreamer I have to be honest, I have no idea what had some people all worried over that acronym. I might be on the internet a lot, but I don’t know. Can someone explain in a way that, if I had to guess from how people are talking about it, wouldn’t get insta deleted by youtube? I really don’t want it in my search history
@@GravitasZero you mean what else CP means? it also is used to stand for/abbreviate/censor child... uuuhh... corn. child corn. 😬
As a guy who was a mechanical engineering undergrad, I was very happy when the boys started talking about CNC machining (and also nearly yelling at my screen when they were trying to guess what CNC stood for).
46:10 Wow. Bob knows some really amazing and fascinating people who have no problem at all taking his call at any time!! So cool!!
Just doing some college homework, what a treat I got when I refreshed my youtube page lmao
Holy shit this might be up there for one of the all-time best episodes. Banger all the way through.
Every kinky person snapping their head toward the video every time they asked what CNC stands for...my neck hurts lmao
I'm a sex-repulsed asexual and was still side-eying my screen HARD lmao
I DO!!! Wait... a million what..?
I'll have to find out tomorrow, I need sleep 😅
lol same. Probably gonna fall asleep to marks soothing voice before either of us finds out.😅
"Bob, you got a point for destroying Tyler's knee... Forever" "Got Em"
4:13 this joke is very under appreciated 😭😭
7:05 You're dead to me, Bob
I love how Wade loves Shakira. 😂
Midnight, lying down sleepless! Time to get *DISTRACTED*
And lets Enjoy the show!
real
this is why kids fail at school
The thumbnail is what can strike down twenty dozen men in a single swoop.
For some reason being Colombian and Wades love for Shakira is so heartwarming to me hahaha
Hey now, Canada won the whole tournament in the end. :P
Barely in overtime. In the sport they care about that 80% of US citizens have no idea how to even play
Fr❤❤
missed opportunity to call tyler for the baseball question 🗿
I'd just like to add that it is so refreshing to listen/watch this on something other than Spotify.
35:40
“I’m gonna call Regis!”
Better break out the ouija board, Bob lol
One of the best endings to Distractible in history lmao
The small talk, Wade calling Mark(great strat, hoped one of them would do it), all the drama of the millions.....this was great.
I just got home from a long shift. It's cold and rainy outside. I got into comfortable clothes and I brought a giant bag out of takeout. Sitting down, listening to my favorite podcast. Thank you for starting off my weekend the right way.
The fear in me when I heard Bob’s dad was answering a call to Distractible WHILE DRIVING.
I am on the FLOOR with this ending! Good God, Wade became the chaos accelerant and I'm here for it 🤣😭
I work on CNCs both as an operator and a technician. There have been multiple times where they’ve told a joke and I’ve giggled so hard that my head nearly went into the tooling or the part I’m working on. Wouldn’t change it for the world, keep up the good work boys :))
I still have the Yes/No panel from the You're Welcome Tour. It was my first ever live show experience outside of a musical :3. I still have happy memories from that.
We cam tell wade is definitely the one that gets up and gets on here for us💀💀 bro looks like his shower woke him up and hes running off a ham sandwhich 💀💀💀
As a dark romance fan and member of the kink community I was way too invested every time Mark said “cnc” 😂
I completely forgot about the dad thing until he motioned it at the end of the episode!! Niice one bob u get them
I'm so glad they started posting on yt cause I didn't have video feature in my region 🤧 now I'm just rewatching/listening every ep
20:07 it's crazy how much this small talk corresponds to my work.
80/20 in Indiana has CNC made stuff as well as fasteners lmao. And it's all modular, which is sweet.
The Gem bit was so funny! 🤣
Thank you mark, bob, wade, for the weekly content.
I have never laughed so hard when Mark said Bob would go first
Always good to hear baldermort around
100 episodes in and wade still giving shakera updates, this is the content we need in 2025
I'm loving this upload time. it's 2pm where i'm from which is perfect cuz i usually listen to podcasts during work (and seeing everyone saying they need to sleep makes me feel special haha😆)
Ateez reference in Distractible, never thought I’d see the day
Love that they mentioned Metal machining makes me a machinist feel included in normal life. 17:15
The dad joke at the end 😂 top tier Bob😅
Them going “I don’t know why it would be Dutch, but that’s the answer I’m going with” made me feel insane lol. The famous Anne Frank house is IN Amsterdam!
this might be the best episode of the year for that ending alone
I'm so glad I made it in time to watch the best episode ever.
this is the earliest i've ever been! my three fav dudes back at it again!
It’s Distractible time once again, and I love it!
Just looked up Cnc, had what little of my innocence was left obliterated.
I also looked up, it wasn’t that bad tho
The first C is the most important lol!! Maybe it won't help retain innocence, but at least hope/faith...maybe?
I love how whenever I question whether they meant to title an episode they way they do, Voldemort is there to assure me that they indeed meant what they wrote 😂
those phone a friend moments were killer 🤣
Man, this episode awakens the night owl in me. Good one. :)
Dutch doctors be like: "Take some paracetamol and you'll be fine" 😂
wade phoning mark was SUCH a smart call! like did not expect that!
I was fully expecting Mark to give him the wrong answer
@chicabear oh you could 110% tell he was debating on doing so! Lol
32:33 I used to watch Laugh In a lot and knew it was Nixon bc Rowan and Martin kept cracking jokes abt him in that episode😂
0:32 ???? Why did he say Matt Murdock they literally didn't mention anything about him this episode?
The thumbnail of this video paired with the title is peak humour 😂😂
I can feel the pain in Bob's soul when Wade is calling Mark
I patrol an abandoned hospital that still has electricity, and I have a JBL speaker I strap on my belt that I use to listen to podcasts outloud to sooth my nerves ( it's completely abandoned ) and to hear these guys being dude bros completely makes my nights a Lil less scary.
Until you hear a laugh from the distance 😨
Teacher here that is currently teaching a unit on Anne Frank. The reason why you knew her diary was originally written in Dutch is because she wrote in her journal while the family was hiding in the Netherlands.
I love how Mark just forgot everything Bob just said 😂
Wasn't expecting the Ateez mention, now I have Work stuck in my head 😆
I never laugh as hard towards the end. Wade is just so incredibly lucky and reminds me of the coin flip and wheel spin episode.
WWOOOO! A Bob's mom and dad cameo!!!
Just by looking at the title and description, I consider this my guest episode
This is the earliest ive ever been to one of these!!
55:46 not me missing every word out of mark’s mouth because im looking where his camera is focusing lmao
Thank you for Distractible. I was hesitant at first, but it's nothing at all like those other stupid podcasts. I hate podcasts, but I love Distractible.
I love waking up to Distractible